lnfamy:

wanna wake up and push my butt up against a cute boys boner tbh

i’m a damn solid bitch to have in your court, boos. one of my closest dudes was smashed tonight so i took his keys, drove him home AND am picking him up first fucking thing in the AM to bring him to his vehicle after he’s sobered up so he can make it to work on time. 

on da real, friends don’t let friends drive drunk. even when it comes with responsibilities that aren’t yours to bear. dats waddup. 

all i really want to do is kiss a man every night on the forehead while i bring him his champagne or beer or even bitch beer idrc and cook for him while he watches sports or whatever he enjoys and shower him with love and blowjobs.

why is that so wrong.